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How My Interview Dinner With a Chupacabra Turned Into a Therapy Session

If he orders the left side of the menu make sure he ponies up

Artwork: Joshua Dunlop

It wasn’t the talk of blood sausage or crude manner in which he devoured his oxtail, ceremony notwithstanding, it was the arrogance that came along for the ride when pursuing each bite. As though it was his…




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