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How One-Clappers Are Screwing Over Writers

For the love of the claps

A ninja one-clapper with his hat, by Author

One-clappers come to our articles in ninja mode. They wait in the virtual shadows for us to hit publish.

Once our article is out there, they don’t read it but click as fast as they can on the clapping sign and do it only once. They see the “zero to one effect” and rejoice.

Bootleg Humor Since 1720

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Smillew Rahcuef

Smillew Rahcuef

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