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How the My Pillow Guy’s Fort Fell

Oh sheet

Photo by Jude Infantini on Unsplash

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Please allow thirty days for delivery
Don’t be fooled by cheap imitations

And it removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets

And it entertains visiting…

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Amy Sea

Amy Sea

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