Self Help

How to Be a White Man and Not Write a How-To Article

A step by step guide

Emma Webster
Jan 3 · 2 min read
Photo by Icons8 Team on Unsplash
  1. Wear winter gloves around your house at all times. Hard to type under those fuzzy monsters, isn’t it?
  2. Start a new Netflix show. Might I suggest You or that one about the cats that’s actually about murder?
  3. Read a how-to guide on the best ways to busy your hands.
  4. Go for a walk.
  5. Go for a run.
  6. Go anywhere.
  7. Apply Elmer’s glue to your fingertips. An effective strategy AND a fun time guaranteed when you peel it off!
  8. Break all your pens in half.
  9. Switch the placement of your keypads so everything is backwards. Re-learn how to type on the new keyboard. Then switch it back.

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Writer living in Oakland, CA. MFA student. Spend my time: Paying off loans, completing my 1st novel, freelancing, hiking, & eating pizza. www.emma-e-webster.com

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