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How to Be an Agatha Christie Detective

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1. Be completely asexual.

Love? Pfft, you’re much too busy being intellectually superior to the masses to worry about things like natural human urges. You came out of the womb at 74 anyway, and everyone knows that people older than 30 don’t deserve love.

If your name is Tommy or Tuppence, you’re the exception that proves the rule. However, you’ll only get one installment…

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Laura Berlinsky-Schine

Laura Berlinsky-Schine

Writer of words. Mocker of people and things. Dog mom to Hercules. Slackjaw, Points in Case, Little Old Lady Comedy, Jane Austen’s Wastebasket, and The Haven.

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