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How to Interpret the Old-Guy-Getting-Up-from-an-Easy-Chair Groan

There’s more there than you think

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Your Old Man climbs out of his chair and you hear that sound. That grunt. That groan. That groant.

“Hhhhhnnnnnnnaaaaaughnnnnauuuuuhhhhghghghgn — !”




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Gary Chapin

Gary Chapin

All time Top Writer in Accordions. I write. I have always written. I play accordion. I have an extraordinary ability to be fascinated by things.

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