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How To Never Touch Anything

Advice on object avoidance

Illustration from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:VitruvianMan_Leonardo_a.jpg. Photoshop by Joe Hughes.

As COVID-19 cases surge across the country, it has become more important than ever to protect oneself from infection — so much that experts are finally recommending that people cease to touch things altogether, and they are using the subject of comparative anatomy to explain why.

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