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How To Never Touch Anything

Advice on object avoidance

As COVID-19 cases surge across the country, it has become more important than ever to protect oneself from infection — so much that experts are finally recommending that people cease to touch things altogether, and they are using the subject of comparative anatomy to explain why.

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Someone Who is Not an Expert

Not an Expert. Occasionally publishes articles under the alias “Someone Who Has No Idea What They’re Talking About”. Enjoys tea, is terrified of cats.