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How to Polish a Turd

Debunking This Myth Once and for All

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I wrote this article with the primary aim of putting the argument that you can’t polish a turd in the dog waste bin for good.

I am sick and tired of people saying this can’t be done. People say this all the time. I was at a wedding last year. One of the bridesmaids caught my…




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