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How to Raise Children and Chickens in an Optimal Environment

I don’t know why people think it’s so hard

Photo by Donna Elliot on Unsplash

I bet you’re saying, “Children and chickens? That’s weird.” Yes, it is, but so are children and chickens. They’re also shockingly similar, which is why I grouped them together.

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