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How to Reclutter

Making your own landfill ski-hill

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My living room isn’t filled with enough tchotchkes. My bedside table is empty except for a reading lamp. I don’t have enough pots and pans. Only about 50. My coffee mugs have not busted the shelves beneath their weight. I only have thirty years of random papers. I need to reclutter!



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