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How to Win an Argument

Five ways to make sure that you are always right and everyone is always wrong.

Photo by Agnieszka Boeske on Unsplash

So you are arguing with someone either on the internet or in person and as with every quarrel, the argument slowly turns into an insult contest.

You could argue to someone about why a particular color is crimson or carmine instead of just red. Even though in reality no…




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