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sorry but i don’t like punctuation and capitalization because it is controlling

i am a rat and i like it like dat

i’m destined to be contrarian because i was accommodating for far too long

drawing by moi

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Bootleg Humor Since 1720. The premier place for, and fastest growing humor publication on Medium. Experience the MuddyUm difference. We support all types of humor and comedy writing and illustrations. We publish fast. We edit well. Run by a ship full of Pastafarian Pirates.

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