MY LIFE STORY

I Am Jeepers, Hear Me Whine

All you need to know is I’m not getting enough attention

What? This is how I sit. / Photo by author’s sister

There they go again, paying attention to my sister. Jasper, Jasper, Jasper. I swear they’re praising her and petting her 24/7. It’s nauseating.

So she uses the scratch post. Big deal. I can use the scratch post, too. But when I bonk her out of the…