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I Am Jeepers, Hear Me Whine

All you need to know is I’m not getting enough attention

Black and grey furry cat sitting awkwardly on a couch
What? This is how I sit. / Photo by author’s sister

There they go again, paying attention to my sister. Jasper, Jasper, Jasper. I swear they’re praising her and petting her 24/7. It’s nauseating.

So she uses the scratch post. Big deal. I can use the scratch post, too. But when I bonk her out of the…




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