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I Am the Person That Overuses the Word “Literally”

I literally say literally all the time. Literally, give me a break.

By the Author. Literally.

Hello, my name is Jonas and I like to say “literally” all the time. Literally, I mean it.

I love the word “literally” so much that I end up saying sentences like this: Literally, I literally literally like

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Erica N

Erica N

An illustrator that writes humor and satire about everything and nothing at the same time. Like my stories? Leave a tip at: https://ko-fi.com/ofcuriousbirds

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