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I Am Your Garde Manger Chef With a Warning About Kale

Seriously not joking now

As the salad steward at the Wherever You Go There You Are New Age Retreat Center, I’ve become aware of a dangerous trend.


My executive chef keeps coming to me with new salad ideas. Fine by me. If a salad isn’t popular…



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Susan Brearley

EIC-MuddyUm-Contemplate. Serial Top Writer. Writing comedy since Age 3. Founder, Garden of Neuro Institute-global space for women's agency and leadership.