MuddyUm
Published in

MuddyUm

Comedy writer seeking friends

I Became a Comedy Writer and Lost All My Friends

I’d do it again

Photo by Brands&People on Unsplash

I make fun of my friends, but I change their names. Tim becomes Jim. Jim becomes Kim. Kim becomes Tim. Sometimes this makes my jokes even more awkward.

A couple I know owns a parrot. I made some parrot jokes. Now their parrot doesn’t talk to me. Neither do…

--

--

--

Bootleg Humor Since 1720. The premier place for, and fastest growing humor publication on Medium. Experience the MuddyUm difference. We support all types of humor and comedy writing and illustrations. We publish fast. We edit well. Run by a ship full of Pastafarian Pirates.

Recommended from Medium

30 Days writing challenge, Day 20 : Broken alarm part 5 : Week in he(a)llthen

Lady Gaga To Star As Harley Quinn* And Sing New Hit Song “Blam-O!”** In Joker 2

Top 10 Sex Dreams I’ve Had About Dr. Phil

Billy Donates A Pocket Full of Pennies

Your body is a wonderland- John Mayer

Einstein's Riddle — Step-by-step tutorial on how to solve the world's hardest puzzle

Sweet and Sour

Try Our New 45/45/10 Burger! (Just Don’t Ask Us What’s In The 10%)

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Rick Post

Rick Post

Contributor to the Summit Daily newspaper, Slackjaw, The Haven, The Junction, MuddyUm, and ILLUMINATION.

More from Medium

An Open Letter to My Laundry

When’s the Last Time You Wrote on a Tablet?

A square, beige stone tablet with cuneiform writing and holes engraved and carved into it.

I’m Socially Awkward and Hate Old Men in Speedos

It’s Not a Poop Clog, I Swear!