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I Broke My iPhone With a Sledgehammer, And My Insomnia Is Cured

Those eight cups of coffee throughout the day probably don’t help either

From alanrither on Pixabay

Before bed, I liked to do all sorts of things on my iPhone. I called my mom, texted my girlfriend, and checked the news. And then I could barely sleep — I tossed and turned for about an hour, and then…

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Ryan Fan

Ryan Fan

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