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I’M NOT CREEPY, YOU ARE

I Don’t Know Hogan Torah

And I don’t care, like, even a little. I swear

My home screen. Selfie by me.*

Hogan Torah’s name is in my Medium feed, like lots. But, like, I’m not sure why. I don’t like-like his writing or anything and I certainly didn’t google him.

Stop. I didn’t. Like bruh. I wouldn’t. That’s creepy as fuck.

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Kristine Laco

My middle finger is my favorite. Hoarding TP since 2014. Well-Rested Bitch. Lady Boner Legend. Top writer Satire & Humor. Don’t follow if Laco-intolerant.

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