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Who Are My In-Laws If I Marry Myself?

I hope I say yes

Photo by Ben White on Unsplash adapted by Canva

It’s finally happening. I’m gonna propose. I’m so nervous. I thought about getting down on one knee, but my knees are terrible. There’s always the risk once I go down, I’m stuck there until a fast dog runs past and I grab their leash to yank myself up.



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