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I Hate to be a Buttinsky, Butt Here’s an Apology from the Bottom of my Heart

Getting to the bottom of — well, you’ll see

Roz Warren this one’s for you!!! Photo by Myriam Jessier on Unsplash

Dear Darling Derierre,

It would seem I owe you an apology, from the bottom of my heart to the bottom of my body.




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Marilyn Flower

Marilyn Flower

Writer, sacred fool, improviser, avid reader, novel forthcoming, soul collage facilitator, prayer warrior and did I say writer?

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