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DATING HUMOR

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Funny Lines from Online Dating Profiles

Photo by Karsten Winegeart on Unsplash

What men say about themselves on online dating sites when they’re trying to attract a mate rarely makes me want to hook up — but it often tickles my funny bone. Here are some of my favorite lines from recent online dating profiles:

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