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EXISTECHNOLOGICAL CRISIS

Is Siri Making Us Bossy?

Siri, make me coffee

Photo by Baptist Standaert on Unsplash adapted by Canva. Existechnological Crisis

Siri can’t find my coffee mug anymore than my husband can stop leaving piles of black socks under the couch. Life has constraints.

My dog cannot bring the paper in, unlock the front deadbolt on the door or repark the car, but I still ask her. I’m optimistic.

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Amy Sea

Amy Sea

100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.