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I Invented Crying as a Concept— Please Apologize to Me Now

Crying without crediting me is disrespectful

Photo by Jez Timms on Unsplash

I am the first ever to have produced wet stuff from my eyes as an emotional response. Everyone knows it. Imagine how enraging it was when I saw that you were crying so freely. As if I hadn’t invented it. As if you weren’t heavily influenced by my artistic…



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