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I Lie Like A Rug

The truth about my obsessive lying

Scrabble-like tiles that spell out, “A Lie Has No Legs.”
Photo by Paweł Czerwiński on Unsplash

Any given week, I will lie forty nine or more times. Don’t shake your head in disgust, these are the same lies I hear told to me on a daily basis. An example of my lies include white lies, lies to avoid hurting feelings, lies about how I come up with the random statistics that I do, and lies to build myself and others up. Anybody who says…



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