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I Like My Own Facebook Posts to Artificially Show That I’m Popular

I don’t care about how you feel. I don’t care about social media etiquette. I only care about numbers.

Photo by Austin Distel on Unsplash

I know the secret to eternal life and popularity on social media, and especially on Facebook: I like my own Facebook posts.

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Ryan Fan

Ryan Fan

Believer, Baltimore City IEP Chair, and 2:39 marathon runner. Diehard fan of “The Wire.” Support me by becoming a Medium member: https://bit.ly/39Cybb8