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I Listen While Other Women Give My Husband A Shower

The names have been changed to protect the innocent

Photo by Curology on Unsplash

My husband’s exposure to Agent Orange caused a rare tumor — one more prevalent in dogs — to develop in his brain. Because of this tumor, his right leg doesn’t always follow his brain’s commands.



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