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Take a whiff of this

I Love Stinky Smells and I Cannot Lie

Does anyone know where I can purchase a gasoline-scented candle?

Handsome middle aged man with arms behind his head and no shirt on, smiling widely. Very hairy.
Stinky armpits are one of my favorite aphrodisiacs. I’m sure this model is all soapy and deodorant-scented though. Blech. | Source: Photo by christian buehner on Unsplash

Last Dog to Fart is a Rotten Egg

Early on it started — my head buried under the covers as I snuggled with my mom and we let our farts loudly rip. I inhaled the pungent scent of our…

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Aimée Gramblin

Aimée Gramblin

Memoirist-in-progress with the collective awakened and awakening consciousness. Love + Courage = Love Evolution. Creativity Fiend in training.