“I Only Have One Cup of Brain This Morning!”

Michelle Monet
Nov 7 · 4 min read

Can you ask me after three?

This might seem extreme but when you’re a coffee addict it might be a normal way to drink coffee.

I dragged my ass into the living room today where Bob was sitting in his underwear on his favorite recliner. He was zoning out sipping his coffee like he does every morning with our cat Kung Fu draped across his knees.

“Hey, can you help me with this new phone app? For some reason, it’s stuck…”

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Michelle Monet

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Musician. Author. Poet. Seeker. Currently writing showbiz memoir and Broadway style Musical. www.michellemonet.com My books on Amazon here: https://tinyurl

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