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I Proudly Suck at Self Promotion

And hey, so can you!

Photo by Andrea Piacquadio from Pexels

If you’re a wannabe rockstar at anything, read this post! Nothing, not even tight pecs, is more important than self promotion.

You won’t learn anything about that here. But by inverting what I suggest, you absolutely will succeed. My enemy’s enemy, and all that. No, enemy. Don’t be disgusting.

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Andrew Rodwin

Andrew Rodwin

MuddyUm co-editor. Top writer in Humor and Satire per some esoteric algorithm designed by Medium alchemists. Also yoga, rowing, reading, hanging with my golden.

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