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I Thought I Could Take Or Leave Our Dogs

Till one left

My wife put me on a two year notice that, when our son turned 13, we were getting a second dog. I never liked the idea. We had a well behaved 8 year old labradoodle named Beegu that was already actively abrading my patience and the last thing I wanted was to double down.




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David Milgrim

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