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I Tried a 28-Day Ketogenic Diet Plan and I Will Cut You

If you don’t have carbs on you you’re no good to me

Image by StockSnap from Pixabay

Like many people in the time of COVID-19, I’d put on a few pounds. I’d gone beyond adding my normal layer of winter padding to having to rotate between the two outfits I had left that fit.

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Ed Ergenzinger

Ed Ergenzinger

Patent attorney, neuroscientist, adjunct professor, mental health advocate. 5X Top Writer: Mental Health, Health, Science, Food, & Humor. www.edergenzinger.com