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I Use My Psychic Powers to Swipe on Dating Apps

Leave your internet love life to the universe

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I can’t hide the fact that I downloaded some dating apps this week and started swiping with my eyes closed. A psychic medium told me to, I swear.

I have never done dating apps before, and it feels wrong. It feels deeply wrong. I…

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