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I want it!

I Want That Dump Truck

But I don’t know how to double-clutch

Does this have GUY written all over it or what? Royalbroil, CC BY-SA 2.0 , via Wikimedia Commons

What could be cooler than owning a dump truck?

When I think of the many things I could do if I owned a dump truck, I salivate with more salivation than my dog. So many life things would improve overnight if I owned a dump truck! And what dump truck could be cooler than the one in the picture…

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