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FUN AND GAMES

I Was Asked to Wear a Mask and I Did

So I don’t understand why I was arrested

rocking his abs / London Evening Standard

The following is a transcript of what I imagine was the defence of the man arrested for wearing nothing but a mask on a shopping trip in London’s West End on Friday.

Your honour,

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