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MASTURBATION FANTASIES

I’d Rather Be Masturbating

Except when I get the chance to meet Hogan Torah

Photo courtesy of Womanizer Toys on Unsplash

Hindsight and masturbation often go hand-in-hand. I’d rather be masturbating than recovering from two broken ankles like I was doing a year ago.

If I’d stayed home and masturbated I wouldn’t have been out and about where I fell on a broken step. But…

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Carol Lennox

Carol Lennox

Psychotherapist, Hypnotherapist Sharing new choices. Leans Left. Mindfulness practitioner before it was cool. LPC, M.Ed. Helping you make a difference every day