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If I Rub Your Back With The Lights Out, It’s Foreplay,” My Husband Declared.

“If you want to have fun with me, you must make your intentions known before I’m going to sleep,”

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“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” — Woody Allen

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Toni Crowe

Toni Crowe

Sarcastic escaped executive. Best-selling author. Writes whatever she wants. Twitter @crowe_toni

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