Published in


If We Raise Teacher Salaries, Who Will Work the Drive-Thru?

Teachers are our only hope to stay alive as a business

You see that, it’s all frozen meat. I bet their employees come from the even lesser funded school! Photo by Sepet on Unsplash.

My name is Abraham and I’m a 51-year-old manager of Wendy’s in Ignored Suburb, Detroit, Michigan.

At Wendy’s of Ignored Suburb, we pride ourselves in not selling frozen burgers and, above all, having the best customer service.




Bootleg Humor Since 1720. The premier place for, and fastest growing humor publication on Medium. Experience the MuddyUm difference. We support all types of humor and comedy writing and illustrations. We publish fast. We edit well. Run by a ship full of Pastafarian Pirates.

Recommended from Medium

Mitch McConnell Just Sold His Soul To Satan Live On C-SPAN In Exchange For Winning A Senate…

🎉 Howdoo is continuously advancing! 💥

25 Things I Thought I Would Have by the Time I Turned 25

Changes: Daily Topics

Goblin Market

Gwen Stefani’s sons are the most dapper little gentlemen.

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store
Noah Levy

Noah Levy

Don’t sweat the small stuff. Lifelong learner. Sometimes I write satire, but it’s kinda true…Want to say hi? Email me!

More from Medium

A Poem : Written about Covid Lock-down Loneliness

What the Hell, Wordle?!

Sick of Experts

I Don’t Know Sh*t, But Neither Do You — So Pay Attention