SATIRE

If You Don’t Wish Me Happy Birthday On Facebook We’ll No Longer Speak To Each Other

The choice is yours. Make it a good one.

Selfie of this clown for a writer.

Hi, my name is Noah and today I’m turning X years-old. X is for “x-rated” because I’m just cool like that.

Despite the fact that I barely do this myself, I will no longer speak to you if you…