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A prayer every day keeps Old Nick away

I’ll See Your Gun Control and Raise You Thoughts and Prayers

An op-ed by Senator Thurston “Stomp” Linebacker (R-South Floribamassippi)

In Floribamassippi, Neopolitan Mastiffs patrolling hallways are all the gun control we need. Bramans via Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 4.0 International

Here in the GOP caucus, we’re watching Schumer and the Dems use Buffalo and Uvalde to ring-lead a media circus. Virtue signaling the moral high…

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