COMEDY

I’m A 51 Year Old Woman Comedian

But I swear I’m funny!!!!

Yes, I’m a frustrated 51 year old mom stuck in quarantine. Here are some stand-up comedy bits I would do if I were younger, hipper, and open mics were still — well — open.

As you read, please pretend that you’re having a craft beer or cider, that the lighting is too bright, and the crowd is thin, polite…