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I’m a Grammarly Pro Bot and I Want to Destroy Your Writing Voice

Faulkner would have scored 20 out of 100 on my writing scale

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Hi Human,

I’m your bot for Grammarly Pro that you generously pay $30 a month for, and you might think I’m helpful, but I actually have an ulterior plot:

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Ryan Fan

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