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I’m A Self-Help Writer, And I Know All There Is To Your Life

I even know that you’re trying your best.

Photo by Dollar Gill on Unsplash

Hi, my name is Rob and if you’re reading this, you’re not good enough.

You’re not good enough because clearly you’re in our self-help section.

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Noah Levy

Noah Levy

Don’t sweat the small stuff. Lifelong learner. Sometimes I write satire, but it’s kinda true…Want to say hi? Email me! noahlevywriter@gmail.com

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