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I Consider Myself An Open-Minded Person — But I Absolutely Hate Androids

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I have an iPhone, and I’ve been using iPhones for almost a decade now. By contrast, my fiancee uses an Android. I hate messaging Android phones so much we use Facebook messenger to text and send attachments and images.




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