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“I’m Feeling Kinda Guilty!”

How to know you’ll never make it writing erotica.

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I’m feeling kinda guilty that I’m not being serious here, so I’ll give you one of my secret tips. At the end — where smart writers try to sell something.




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Katie Michaelson

Katie Michaelson

I’m a retired therapist who specialised in parenting. I write on the edge of verse and prose about plants and people and simple things.

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