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I’m Going On Vacation Just to Sit Around and Do Nothing

I have achieved eternal peace and nirvana right here, in the hotel room

Photo by S'well on Unsplash

Now that I’m in Miami and on the vacation I’ve been bragging about all year, let me tell you about all the really terrific things I’ve been doing on vacation.

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