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I’m Not a Real Coffee Drinker

Can you get impostor syndrome from sipping a latte?

Photo by 🇸🇮 Janko Ferlič on Unsplash

I drink a cup of the stuff almost every morning. I worked as a barista for eight months. I’ve purchased enough coffee grounds to tip a couple of elephants off a see-saw — although that might be better attributed to my marriage to a java junkie rather than my own penchant for the stuff.

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Amy Colleen

Amy Colleen

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I read a lot of books and sometimes I’m funny. Aspiring novelist, practicing writer, and Oxford comma fan (though obviously lenient on sentence fragments).