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I’m Not Here to Debate You

But I need to let you know you’re wrong

Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash

Hey there, random Facebook friend! A decade ago we worked together at a restaurant. We were both in college at the time. If memory serves me right, outside of work, we hung out twice.

I think you may have posted a “Happy Birthday!” message on my page three or four years ago. Anyway, I was…

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Sarah Paris

Sarah Paris

Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Fiction is my heartbeat. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.