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Satire

I’m So Sick of Being Called Maria

Because, like, that is not my name

Photo by Nikita Tikhomirov on Unsplash

You know that a rose by any other name quote?

It’s BS. A rose is a rose is a rose, and should be called one. Me, I’m a Marla — that’s M A R L A in case you think that L is an i. It isn’t. Pronounced Mar-Lah not Ma-La

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Marla Bishop

Marla Bishop

Londoner, philosophy graduate, journalist, relationship coach, wife & mother. MA in Novel Writing; working on 1st novel. Follow me: https://linktr.ee/Marla