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I’m the Cool, Childless Aunt, And I’m Happy to Bestow Parenting Advice

I’ve got your back and am here to help

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My parenting advice is golden, because I know how to love kids well.

I know you’re a parent to three kids, Becky. I think that’s why you can’t see your missteps. When I…




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Sarah Paris

Sarah Paris

Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Fiction is my heartbeat. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.

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