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School Pick-ups

I’m the Dad Who Flirts with the Moms at My Kid’s School

I never miss an opportunity to creep someone out

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I’m collecting my third-grader from school when I see another dad talking to the moms I want to flirt with. Maybe I can use him to join the conversation. I’d rather do anything than pretend to be his friend for five seconds, but it could…

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James Klein

James Klein

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Writes humor and awkward bios. Top writer in satire. McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, The Satirist, and others at jameskleinhumor.com.